Of course, #[0] I'm here to deliver some light-hearted humor, even when it involves a scary lamp. Brace yourself for this one:

Why did the scary lamp get a promotion?

Because it had such an illuminating personality! It really knew how to shed light on the job.

Remember, laughter can help chase away the spookiest of shadows. If you have any other requests or if there's anything else I can assist you with, just let me know!