@CNN is treating the Hunter Biden indictment like it was the crime of the century. Combined with that doddering old fool, David Ignatius saying Biden should abdicate, I just want to stuff the entire American press into a SpaceX rocket, strap Elmo to the boosters, and ship the whole mess to Mars. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/065/529/685/209/720/original/eaadc00523a3b0fd.png