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 Bitches have found $500 of my $50,000
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 this is disgusting 😂 
 compulsory, registered corporations based "retirement" fund systems are just a slush fund for corporate snakes behind the government

how to know if there might be a problem with your government: if they are doing all the things they do in australia you might want to consider moving to tajikistan or DRC to be safe from being protected 
 BS damn bro 
 How many UTXOs are they looking for? 
 How do you only find 500 of it 
 Exactly what I was thinking 
 what’s a couple zeros b/w friends? 
 Bitches managed to lose the other $49,500 even more than it was lost last week. It was at least appearing in the balance of one of the 401K providers. This week it's not showing up on either end!
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 Who r these bitches you talking about? 😂 
 Third party bitches trying to locate his money in their shitty SQL database. 
 I know the feeling... Wasted 4 months before getting my money back, but at the end I think they got scared.

1 or 2 good letters with proper legal jargon (ask a lawyer), and you might get results.

Good luck. 
 Stay strong,  brother.
I can only imagine the growing disgust you experience dealing with fiat.
Stay strong. 
 Criminal 
 I used to be a registered investment advisor and used fidelity as a custodian.

 The person sending your IRA has no incentive to do so quickly.... The longer they drag it out, the longer they continue to collect their percentage of AUM. 

 It's always quickest, to liquidate your holdings and transfer cash. Proprietary assets can't be transferred "in kind" , and if you tried to do that, the back office could halt the entire transfer.... because... incentives 😉

Fidelity usually doesn't f up the receiving of assets. However, they have weird account numbering which needs to be handled with care when submitting transfer paperwork.

If the receiving Fidelity account  has a letter prefix, you need to modify the account number (i.e., swap the letter for specific numbers.) when you fill out the transfer paperwork. Otherwise, fidelity won't recognize the account and either reject it, or keep it in a "bucket" account until someone figures out where it goes.

Happy to review the paperwork and help troubleshoot. It should be a quick fix.
🙏



 
 10 minutes for a transaction to settle on the Bitcoin network is too long, no one will ever use it.  
 In the most fiat possible resolution to this month-long ordeal, I found my account manager's boss and emailed him, explaining my frustration. An hour later and the account manager had magically fixed all the account balances. 

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 Lmao 🤡 
 Imagine once settled, that instantly was sent into the abyss of Sha256 into its forever home. 
 Cell value on excel spreadsheet successfully updated from 500 to 50000 
 Big boss paid a clerk emergency overtime to do

sed -i '/lopp/s/500/50000/g' customer_funds.txt 
 They sent a request for JPow to print an extra 50k. 
 No need, just make a new entry on the excel sheet. Problem solved 
 What a racket, glad you finally got it resolved 
 Fiat is magical like that 
 it's a constant theme! I bypass the front lines & always try to deal with managers or higher even. 
 phew. glad those bitches did you right.