Hi Sleepy.  I'm a billionaire playboy astronaut.  I got my start as an international arms dealer and fought in the crypto wars of the 90s.  After that, I made millions as an Internet radio pioneer before moving into advertising.  I found Bitcoin because I had decided to do the same thing in 2009.  While doing research into the current state of the art, I realized that Bitcoin already did everything I wanted and Satoshi was way smarter than me.  That really pissed me off, so I ignored it as long as I could, but still got in in time to make fuck you money.  Now I spend all my time shitposting in my underwear.  On the fucking moon.

Now tell us about yourself.