Ha. No. Kind of. Yes. 

Shitcoins are staked unregistered securities designed to rug pull by the stakers. No rules. None. 

Stocks are registered securities & not shitcoins. By definition. 

BTC is BY FAR superior to them all. By far. 
But for some that have “trapped money” in retirement accounts, MSTR is the Alpha play.  IMHO. 😎💪🫡