Excuse me the average child would do forward rolls through broken glass in a pub urinal to ride in a giant robot.
My theory is that Shinji has Downs but you can't tell because anime faces all look the same, essentially the polar opposite of this.
God damn Evangelion is shit.

https://i.poastcdn.org/e5e51a197753693ef5610aeb07d8fbc4af974a7b69835524ea72d3afdb3b4f12.png