You go in with a sore throat and get out with a sore ass!!!

 "BUt hOw elSe I'mA gOnNa pAy fOr mY 250k mEdIcAl sChOol sTuDEnt lOaNs wiThOut chARgiNg yOu uP tHe aSs wItH eXpEnSiVe oPeraTiOnS exAmiNaTiOns prOceDurEs aNd prEscRiPtiOns?!?!"