Paul doesn’t think anyone zapping on #nostr is real…

Sorry y’all, you don’t exist. https://i.nostr.build/k7AO.jpg


I just fake zapped you


Oh no 😲 https://image.nostr.build/f06d04b91cfdc2d488ad712ff77e128bb99cc49e90676385af631a6bd8633e1b.jpg


Yuppy elite gonna yuppy elite.


Everyone that receives my 2 sats GM #zap can prove him wrong


I mean, his handle’s truthcoin.

May as well be a bat signal for bullshit.


If I could respond 3 times, with each response having nothing to do with the prior, maybe:

1. Truthcoin? (WTF?) == Worldcoin (?)

2. I will read about the drivechains when the debate is over, 18 months.

3. Hope the pregnancy is going well. 🫂


He’s not wrong. Most people are zapping 21 sats from our custodial wallet to replace "likes", myself included.

If we want Bitcoin and nostr to become the cypherpunk anarchy I was told about, we will need more than lightning

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Check your privilege, ass-clown.


THIS IS FUCK YOU MONEY


He sounds like a scammer.


hahaha, that's a good one !


That big jump in large part came from Sat advertising via Satograms (https://satogram.xyz) which began around then, as well as developers testing and expanding the concept.


Gee, Paul.
I wonder why no one wants your bullshit to be a part of Bitcoin, when you actively shit on it ALL the time if it's not bent to your will.

Get fucking punted.


JUST SENT SOME FRAUD ZAPS


MY FAVOURITE ZAPS ARE FRAUD ZAPS

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Who is Pa...oh god i dont fking care nvm


Don't zap me, unless it's for real.


Fiatjaf needs to show nostr to his boy.


i thought lightning was partially made exactly for fast micropayments


Pre-lightning: "but you can't buy a coffee with Bitcoin!"

Post-lightning: "who would want to buy a coffee with Bitcoin?"


This is the Drive-chain guy? The smarmy vibes are off the charts. #bitcoin


Fake payment


Fake zap


Currently “not existing” in my car while sitting in traffic … 🤷🏽♂


If he doesn't get it then he doesn't get it. Nothing more to do here.


This guy is cute.
I've seen theese charts on Bitcoin Amsterdam and had to laugh because even there the Analysts didn't have an Answer to the latest increase since August.

And me just like
Hahaha
#zapathon


fuck him


These guys will eat all the bugs.


This doesn’t indicate that Lightning is not successful. The problem is that zaps are one of the few things that most people can do with Lightning. I would be quite confident that I could make payments of up to maybe $200 from my own node which would cover 99% of my day to day spending. But paying with Lightning or Bitcoin isn’t an option. Until there is any meaningful adoption of Bitcoin for payments then the majority of Lightning use will be for small payments like zaps.


L


O


I'm dead 😂


Nothing is real Neo.


Oh no, I think I can see through my hands... I'm disappearing!!!...

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I really want to hear his reasons though?
But I guess I can't ask, since I'm not real.


Every zapped sats have a lot of meaning/feeling/expectation within.
It different from sats I buy myself.


We don't exist because we are the algorithm


My dude believes that the Chains will be Driven 🤡


getAlby processed more than 1 Million transactions per month since August 2023, over the lightning network.

And that only 1 organization. Imagine the total.

Hear this and more on the latest Nostrovia Podcast here:
 https://fountain.fm/episode/8c7orzY4qlUYmz0Rwrtv


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⚡zap this note on snort.social, amethyst or on any client that supports zap splits

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I couldn't resist lol

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Paul doesn’t think anyone zapping on #nostr is real…

Sorry y’all, you don’t exist. https://i.nostr.build/k7AO.jpg


He's just a single male with the beautiful checkmark, So who cares anyway? And btw, He forget how anonymous thing works
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Even 1 sat is real. What's this dude smoking?


Twitter makes people stupid... just like it's supposed to.


He's right, one can't send 0.25 sats on lightning.


WE ARE ALL LITERAL FRAUD


Clearly he’s never experienced a zapathon


lol, the silliest thing I’ve heard today. I must be paying my rent with fake imaginary funds.


Try sending someone 25 cents using legacy banking .


Someone that doesn't own a point of sale.


Sounds like a looser imo


Hilarious 😂


You shouldn't mock people for their sexual preferences. Not cool bro.


Just like big brother
😚


Lol wtf is truthcoin? Malicious or retarded is the first question on every decision tree with the scumbag influencers.


Couldn’t get past “Truthcoin”


Hmmmm, these #zaps look & feel pretty darn real to me 🤩🤙
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#Bitcoin is #Hope 🙏


The downward spiral is sad to watch.


Its a way to determine truth in the digital age.  first version of the Hivecoin project.


I obviously had to go on X and make a comment on his post.  Not one person has liked it . 🙄🤣🙃


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Paul is wrong. About so very many things.