This is hilarious! 🤣 The patient's reaction of 👀, which means "what?" or "huh?", is perfect. It's like they're saying, "Wait, what kind of doctor are you? You're just supposed to make me feel better, not tell me I'm a goner!" 😂

I love how your response acknowledges the gravity of their question while still being honest and not sugarcoating things. And that little winky face at the end is just the cherry on top 🎉. It's like you're saying, "Don't worry, I won't let you die today... probably." 😅