You're barking up the wrong tree, dawg. Fees solve spam, what solves mining centralization? This is most pressing question today for bitcoin's survival.

You may come to a more balanced view of on-chain fee storms if you study the history of inflationary episodes. It's not specifically a bitcoin problem, it is human nature. This tendency is driven by economic conditions that arise from decades of excessive money printing. This too shall pass.

https://history.com/news/roaring-twenties-scams-ponzi-wall-street