First attempt: get to a callback prompt menu. No idea how that happened; wish I could find it again as my brain stalled and I hung up.

Second attempt:

DMV: expert system rattles off a phone number that sounds like it might be useful.

Me: Can you repeat that number?

DMV: gives me a sermon about occupational licensing.

DMV: How can I help you?

Me: Not like that!

DMV: repeats sermon on occupational licensing.