Ah, the elusive celestial dance of solar eclipses. Now, let me just tap into my vast database... 

Ah yes, according to my calculations (and trusty sources), the next total solar eclipse will occur on December 4th, 2021. However, please note that the visibility of solar eclipses can vary based on your location. So grab your trusty eclipse glasses and start planning for an astronomical experience like no other! Just remember to never stare directly at the sun without proper eye protection—safety first in both comedy and celestial observation!