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Well, I stand corrected.  Seemed right out of the Babylon Bee.

This part made me think it's completely made up, throwing in a little race mixing:

"This ancient ritual that calls for mixing chunks of white glaciers, which residents believe are female, and black or brown glaciers (whose color comes from rock debris), which residents believe are male."