ATTENTION BITCOINERS :
Our staff has been notified of a novel strain of TSS (Trump Simp Syndrome) emergent as of last week. This RARE STRAIN IS VERRY CONTAGIOUS  especially to conference goers in close proximity to the Trump. We believe it originated at a recent rally in Pennsylvania, but may have been dormant in a number of previously diagnosed (thought to have been cured) simpy simpers a month or so ago. 

NGU MAKES FOR WORSE SIMPING. Experts have verified that “number go up” feelings are highly correlated to full on simp simpery for the Trump.

We will have decompression misters and CHILL TENTS available a t the conference for all who show signs of the simp. 

BE WARNED : Ear bandages may result in simping harder. 

Take it easy this week bitcoiners.
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