👀 https://image.nostr.build/c9f5386abd04d1a681ef7133d0bb204f0999228cd245b5c1680c21eaac09f1a3.jpg


Buddha


Reality love shows on Netflix
❤💕💔


Lol I hate reality shows. They’re all fake and scripted. 💀


Obvi 🩵


Indeed


I don’t watch TV. I gave mine away. Was stealing time, brain cells.


Blt


🤤😍 LOVE Blt

https://media4.giphy.com/media/UuZByExSorh6w/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ry0rxw4827lt1r0wg5dj4fgd049z9wj5hkizdgaa&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Spreading uplifting memes and gifs


today i learned what blt is, thank you for the endless education nostr 💜


YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT BLT IS?!

Tanel! 😲

Go to store, get thick cut bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo and your fave bread.

Toast bread..

Make sammich.

Enjoy your ever loving face off! 👏🏻


Had blt for dinner, can confirm.  But it’s gotta be fresh bacon! Not packaged


fresh bacon?


Super fresh bacon 👏🏻


i’ve never ever put mayo on anything in my life, so that’ll be a first too 🫣

curious to try it out now 🤗💜


I’m just gonna keep saying things so you keep zapping me!! 😮💨😮💨😮💨


Omg you have to tell me everything when you do 👏🏻👏🏻


i don’t think i’ve ever heard of “fresh bacon”, gonna google around a little now 🤔


#TanelHasnt had a BLT? 🥪🥓🥬🍅🤯


I just learned what it is 😅💜 And no, never ever had it before


💜🤗 will do


You’re a real piece of work, my friend!


Omg! Buddha! I lub him! He tard like me too! 🥹

Steven was right. nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv https://image.nostr.build/a9fe6a61feabcbadfd5f32bc89c54c24b09b2afad448c47992b054fa7665369f.jpg


WTF?!?!


Travel!


Yes! Here’s one of my favorite places in the world. 🩵

Kauai, Hawaii https://image.nostr.build/c8d403bd82a1d9856e685cbbc09dcaa1f3d577a2867436f455a6e3a4186cf3d2.jpg


🤗 https://i.nostr.build/792D.jpg


i’ve always been special 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/D56R.jpg


Here is one of my fav places in the world, honey … hope you get here some day.
It happens to be home ……
Bells Beach Australia https://image.nostr.build/1399f3813c0ae14d9e4b3d067dff6265ce4bc63aa8f2196c5187e4a5e6c15e22.jpg https://image.nostr.build/81927e883b9dd37d6b34bef37ff5053597da47cdf82e2441a9bb444d6612dfd2.jpg


This is the content I’m here for 🤙- https://image.nostr.build/95808e64f945752286dd771e5c2a90c8f5393ef162da64a2a46d876e472e53e4.jpg


what!!?!


It’s beautiful!
Did the Great Ocean Road drive many moons ago and such an amazing part of the world! 💜


Bagel with eggs and bacon so yummy!


when hue know hue a retard, it becomes an ability instead of a disability 🤗

trust me, am very smart https://i.nostr.build/d05v.jpg


i’ve never had a bagel, what’s that?


The Shipwreck Coast is my favourite destination, in the windy Great Ocean Road.

I love the hulking sandstone cliffs that face off against the vast, Southern Ocean.

So much swell and the volume of water surging through the guts of the bay is fascinating on wild and woolly days.

The ocean is such an untamed mistress! 🙏💜


You’re kidding,😂😂😂


lemme google what bagel is, never heard of it before


Stop trolling bro😂


I’m starting to think you have, in fact, had a blt..


what is a BLT?


just looked up what a bagel is, never had one 🤔💜


hand on heart man, never had a blt and a bagel before ❤


Send this guy our crappy American food 🤣


You can only get bagels in New York, don’t bother trying anywhere else.


would they survive such a long trip? 🤣

i’m really fascinated to try out american food


ah shid, when are you free?


I avoid most of the junk food and cook mostly at home


This is true. All other bagels severely inferior.


yeah, that’s what i’ve been doing also 💜🤗 good thinking


I’m a New Yorker, but love Montreal bagels. Blasphemous, I know 😬


True, the rest of us suffer


My dude, when you come here you will go out of your mind.
nostr:note1qs49wv94t7ec76lj9gvl8ce3wx95kfxdwyxljradg3e3hkq8282s6em7fj


damn, that much of a difference with others?


my mind processes this as a donut, uhhhh

> brain.exe not responding


Yeah, I think it has to do with the water. You're a texture person. NYC bagels have a specific texture!

Also, go with an "everything bagel". Best flavor imo.


also this looks like my favourite way to get a heart attack 🥹


ohhh, that’s so cute you remembered about my texture thing, i’m now incredibly excited to try it out 🫣


When you come here we are getting you an everything bagel with lox from my neighborhood spot.


Those aren’t bagels, sir. They’re dough rings.


Dam I love bagels and lox


what’s lox? 🤔


Holy fucking shit you didn’t just…


Dried smoked salmon


i’d absolutely love to 💜

i really want to come to the us next year for a longer trip, around the time that the nashville conf is 💜


We have a place near me that says “Montreal style” which means they soak them in honey water and then into a wood fired oven… they’re pretty freaking good.. super crunchy when toasted but tender on the inside.


uhmmmm

what did i do? 😅💜


The pastrami lox from Russ & Daughters on Houston St. will blow your mind.


Wood-fired dough rings🔥 Hard to match that flavor


honey water?! what????


Real bagels don’t need to be toasted.


Yup, idk.. but they’re light af and really good.. I hate dense bread shit.


Where is this?!


and pastrami is?


Now you’re just fucking with us


Yeah, I’ve been to Montreal and had the real ones. It’s fine once in a while but the sweetness isn’t necessary.


Good Lord.


i wish man, have no idea 😭


Damnit I need to go to Katz’s immediately now.


just adding a #tanelhasnt here for future reference


Next you’re gonna say you don’t know what capicola is


uhhhh

what’s that?


I know exactly what hue mean 💀👏🏻 https://image.nostr.build/c005517e357ad4746574555a0411c2bd817e7144f65910b1dea9b88257562778.jpg


It’s absolutely GORGEOUS! Wow!


🤗 https://i.nostr.build/y8YA.jpg


a series that i should watch, think i’ve only seen the first two episodes of this


Don’t stop believin’!


Beef 😂


I like his kinda troll - is so tarded and fun 👏🏻


I got a sandwich the other day that was capicola and roasted red peppers with mozzarella. Dang it was delicious


i am not even trolling here 😭😭

i really don’t know


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 Wait til you try your first Philly cheesesteak.


We gunna need a #teachtanel hash tag 😂💀


cheesesteak is a thing? 🤯

also i’ve never had mozzarella in a sandwich before so that sounds interesting 🤔


You have no idea what you’re in for.


#tanelhasnt is for all the things i haven’t done and #tanelhas is for all the things i have done 😂💜

you can ask away with the #tanelhasnt hashtag and i’ll give you 100% honest answers 🤗


not sure if it’s legal to open carry this tbh 💜


#tanelhasnt is a gem fyi


Ain’t no mozzarella in a cheesesteak.  Cooper sharp is the way. Or just regular American.. stay away from the morons using whiz


???? YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE

Or not, depending on your locale. I've had ones that tasted like carnival pretzels. BUT if your area has good ones, have it with cream cheese and lox (smoked salmon strips)


Wiz is for animals.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Angelos on 9th


wiz?


Exactly what I was also thinking!


Or Wedges in a week lol


Cheese whiz,  like orange cheese sauce.. 🤢


uhhh, never heard of that before, don’t think we have it here


Ultimate fiat food.


It’s filth


Go for aged provolone.


yeah, now you are just creating words on the spot 🫠


wholesome even 💀


No way…


🫣 i just live under a rock apparently


no idea at this point 🤔


all of these are 100% true btw https://i.nostr.build/85Lz.jpg


sorry for the spam 🫣🥺 https://i.nostr.build/lWZ7.jpg


You must make some awesome oatmeal lol


i do 😂🤗


I get to run this track several times a week. Very lucky BUT our government if FULLY COOKED!


Are you kidding?!

We’re tarded hue know. Just ask
nostr:npub1rq9x6sk86e8ccw2cm8gsm4dyz9l24t823elespupaxjnzdk026fsca2r93  nostr:npub1m50kd8xz26nt7uqmj46lwv2d2gd2548sty88947usf3uldtrknvqvahhfj  nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv nostr:npub13a9prrjj2u730svh79rqhedpd6u5ydstdla8gv2mlnkna7tz4pgsyzf2f7  nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 nostr:npub1tmujggd4mu8djl0kcx5clspcafuk9g570ue6qc8h4rw7h8h9sl5sy2z8qr  etc etc..


sorry I assume everyone on nostr is from the west…

what part of the world u at..?


oh uhhh, i thought that was what the meme before mine meant

am sowwy, rerarded after all https://i.nostr.build/PRgd.jpg


from the “not west” 🤗


ExplainsAll.gif

🤙🏽😂


the sun never sets on tanel 🌎🌍🌏


⬇ https://image.nostr.build/573476388889662a283c9ba9fb728fecc0341f29088bb3c58c0300a5c83acb9b.jpg


tbh, it’s just a big lamp https://i.nostr.build/6m0v.jpg


🥹🥹🥹, our alien, 👽


Yes. Rope Traumatized. Tata lub it. 🥹


nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 What’s a popular or local delicacy where you live that I’ve probably never heard of?


hmmmm

ever had solyanka or potato salad?


ah yes, the culture of food here is something along the lines of the word “broke” https://i.nostr.build/B5WA.jpg


Tanel, meet nostr:npub1ykd3mhqdxymu45fr6jhkf7rll8dnsd9ggwzrjcl93c4f4j2keuush05sw2 he TARD too.

I tell my X tards we find new nostr tard. 🥹👏🏻


am very confusion

wat dis, new rerards? 🥹


hewwo tard, am tard 🤗🥹 https://i.nostr.build/ov5k.jpg


Is that like meat and olive soup?


I sent the tard signal 👀

Tards very excited. 💀💀💀🥹 https://image.nostr.build/13cb3468a1b72a92e961f85564bdce405df834214e34303b0528467858089961.jpg


IF ONLY IT WAS A CHOICE https://image.nostr.build/ef1c26172f55017c9d9d6afa7cf22605b237b0fe92425e81e3b5e24d46c95448.gif


nostr:npub139zdvqaud4nawn0zy023wtjzcg3avunnpg8q5qxyvg0hf5ys6u3sqetjv4 gunna lub Tanel too


uhmmm, add pickle, potato, meat (and basically everything you have left, while you’re praying the cold away)


did you just assume my non-rerardness?


So basically you just eat scraps.


hewwo new fren 🤗💜 https://i.nostr.build/zljZ.jpg


😔 …yes https://i.nostr.build/A5P6.jpg


new fren mek me happy 🤗 send hug


Bacon MUST be thick cut (steak cut if you’re like me) or it’s not a BLT…


steak cut? 🤔


What’s going on over here on nostr https://image.nostr.build/f371509c22569449e1981b0cf5ca6dc63662172cbbcd50fc713fc603c062c042.jpg


Thiccc


Hue found us 🥹

Tanel, NDN a tard too!


Omggg I lub it


sounds good, can’t to have my first ever blt 🤗💜 https://i.nostr.build/854G.gif


Is nostr posting what I’m listening to publicly? Wtf is going on here


hey bud 🤗💜

it only posts it if u are using damus testflight and have apple music enabled under status


no


This is a high tech operation over here im too tardid for this


is okay fren, we’re in this together 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/PRV5.jpg


Oh shit,  could you guys hear me listening to Barbie Girl?


Yes


Come on Buddha, Let’s go Buddha 💕


Table rethinking his entire diet right now…#BLTextraB https://image.nostr.build/5027695e8fe702976b9ef5e5f548ae02d9beff556fa27e594f38598ed43f693d.jpg


I see huer lip 👀


wait, how?!? was it that obvious? https://i.nostr.build/WRQD.webp


rethinking my next GP visit 😂😭 cholestrol will be up only when i finally visit ‘murica 💜


I got your back brother https://image.nostr.build/af7cfc930f0398e09a5b3ddb1cf3217fb72e14774fcd3540715ac1494a3e12fa.jpg


🥹 https://i.nostr.build/QRKv.webp


My grandfathers cholesterol is perfect and he eats bacon and eggs nearly every morning. You’re good! 👌👌


i’ll let you know when i’ll visit the United States of Sleepy Joe 💜🫂


Blintzes 🤗


the way y’all teach me and welcome me, this truly might be the ‘special ed’ 🥹💜


Depending on when you get here, you might be able to say a prayer graveside. 🤷♂


Yes he is. Tanel is tard. 🥹


Yet going on about as if real.
⚾


hmmmmm


Hmm? Maybe.
🤫


😉

Speak up instead fake insinuation of facts of linguistic origin.

🤷🏻♂


⚾

Singing flat rodent motherfuckers best shut the fuck up.
🤫


hmm https://i.nostr.build/85KE.jpg


SAVIDED https://image.nostr.build/d50adf5f4916faa294369503c9d8459fa402a6657c8a0a4a7b4c23c2dfa3cb02.jpg


Dis picture trippy. At first it seems as though it’s movin 😵💫


I had to copy the url to be sure it was not a .gif

I’ll be hecked!! —https://image.nostr.build/d50adf5f4916faa294369503c9d8459fa402a6657c8a0a4a7b4c23c2dfa3cb02.jpg%E2%80%94 (does this work)


Gm Gm, Steven https://image.nostr.build/b200982b68fd9afbf86dc56663af437e3384f9f97cfea7f1109e83e531312840.jpg


Gn luran san


Loko magical https://image.nostr.build/15e2185902469351323372166d2fba58d7460f673ceafb5e172e0305b0b8f0f7.jpg


Okay now hue just messin with us 😂


oh yeah. Dis tard brain time.