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Nostralian | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Zombie knives?! You have to hand in your unregistered knives? 
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Den Yellek | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 "Policing minister Dame Diana Johnson said the ban was the first step in the government's plan to halve knife crime in a decade and would be followed by efforts to outlaw ninja swords." 

RIP ninjas
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Nostralian | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 How will they commit seppuku now?! With Ramen! Won't someone think of the Ninja?!