one of the nice things about living on an island that is so rugged and steep is there is not really any beaches, and the rocky coastline is so brutal that it smashes everything and then washes it away

so there is very rarely many around, at most i see like 4 of them flying around the valley up real high, and i'm pretty sure the eagles catch everything, seagulls are really white carrion birds 

 Feed them Alka Seltzer, that'll teach them to steal my fries. 

 a seagull specific poison would be nice... put it in some chips, done