Wife: the vet is coming tomorrow
Me: thats nice
W: I need you to lock them in the barn b4 you leave for work.
Me:  what happened to our agreement that I wouldn't have to have anything to do with you animals?
W: this isn't the animals, its the barn.  But if the escape while your doing the barn, that would be your fault and you should fix it.

What kind of logic is this?