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It's a long and complicated story, but basically I was trying to help someone get off heroin. The local "Privatised" place says "Oh, OK. Come in next week!", meaning no methadone to try and help for at least 10 days, so they had to go to a street dealer in the meantime. I went with them as backup, and when we arrived the dealer (short, white, runty) looked at me and my jack russell and said "'Oo dis guy? Iz 'ee a pleeceman?" like he's from Brixton or something!  nostr:npub147pt4jrpsjvh7nsh9azc07usqzd89qxsyptq000ylqjehcfznlwqzjlnth