A joke my wife rated 8/10:

For context, our son's name is Sam and he was eating a frozen yogurt (teething) with a lot of vigor. 

"Mr. Froyo, Mr. Froyo!"

I'll never understand what this lady thinks is funny, and that's half the fun. 

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