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 It tried the door. I 🔥 hear it scrabbling 💯 with the 🤔 latch so I 🌈 double 👍 check the lock before I switch 💯 the light on. I moved out of the sticks to avoid 🔥 this 🎉 sort of thing. It's the color and 😀 roughly the 😀 texture of a grocery bag as it reaches up the door with its leathery forelimbs. The smell of 💯 decay rolls through the 🎉 cheap weather stripping as it presses its body against the low part of the door. You're not 😀 supposed 🎉 to cut them or break them 👍 into pieces, because it 🔥 spreads their spores. 🤔