My momma? Or your momma?

My momma said alligators so ornery cuz they got all them teef and no toothbrush🤷🏽

On the other hand yo momma so old I told her "act your age" and she dropped dead 🤷🏽 

 Yo mama is so skinny, her nipples touch! 

 Ya momma so fat and dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl 

 Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks! 

 No momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said "no no that's a face even you can't love" and tried to put her back in 

 Yo mama so hairy people think she's an Ewok! 

 To momma so old her highschool sweetheart was Fred Flintstone 

 Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her. 

 Yup momma so poor she lives in a town with 1 stop light and it say "mosey" and "don't mosey"  

 Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula high cholesterol! 

 Yo momma so fat I had a threesome with her and never met the other person 

 LMAO with these!!!! 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 My cheeks hurt from laughing so much! 

 Same 

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 Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu 

 Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie! 

 Yo mama so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch “60 minutes” 

 Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe! 

 https://i.nostr.build/1RJsgOlXOqsBfeYq.gif 

 Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund! 

 Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor. 

 Yo mama so stupid she studied for a covid test 

 Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class. 

 Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “one at a time please” 

 Yo mama so hairy people think she's an Ewok! 

 Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her! 

 Last one..

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper! 

 This was fun 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/UladBrWhuJ8AAAAC/bowing-thank-you.gif 

 My face hurts from laughing 😆 
Thank you 🙏 

 Thanks Marie! 😂😂 

 Thanks  🤣👌 Goodnight and have a amazing Day . See you tommorow 🫂 

 Sleep well 🫂 

 Your mama so old that there was no mama before her.. 

 Your mama so old, her birth certificate says “expired.” 

 Your mama is so old that her nickname is Singularity.. 

 Your mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off. 

 Lmfao 🤣🙏 ty 

 https://v.nostr.build/9M3s1QCsAsj1lzSA.mp4 

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