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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 My momma? Or your momma?

My momma said alligators so ornery cuz they got all them teef and no toothbrush🤷🏽

On the other hand yo momma so old I told her "act your age" and she dropped dead 🤷🏽
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Marie | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 Yo mama is so skinny, her nipples touch!
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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Ya momma so fat and dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
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Marie | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!
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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 No momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said "no no that's a face even you can't love" and tried to put her back in
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Marie | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 Yo mama so hairy people think she's an Ewok!
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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 To momma so old her highschool sweetheart was Fred Flintstone
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Marie | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.
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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Yup momma so poor she lives in a town with 1 stop light and it say "mosey" and "don't mosey"
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Marie | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +4 
 Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula high cholesterol!
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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Yo momma so fat I had a threesome with her and never met the other person
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Marie | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 LMAO with these!!!!
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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Marie | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 My cheeks hurt from laughing so much!
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Nosnevets | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Same