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 look, I love Christmas, it's amazing

but please don't put the trees up right now, it's too early 
 can we don our gay apparels yet? 
 approved, comedy is a year round thing 
 After Thanksgiving please 🙏🙏 
 My Halloween decos are still up.

Dec 1st is my date to put the Christmas stuff out. 
 you're a reasonable person 
 If a party starts at 7, you don't show up for 5 😂 
 Correct, and if you're Cuban you show up at 9 
 Black Friday is when the Christmas decos go up 🫡