THE NOSTR REPORT

PURA VI…DA FUQ IS BM DOING???
April 16, 2023
Block Height: 785,712
Moscow Time: 32:99 ⚡/ $
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🎙Quote of the Day🎙
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#[0] "Bitcoin always has a way of separating the larpers from the real ones"
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🚨Headline nostr News🚨
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#[1] and #[2] shared their thoughts on ordinals, and recent events with Bitcoin Magazine on these two OpEds on habla.news 🔥

“No matter how fair the process may be, when the thing being sold is itself a scam, then the whole process becomes a scam.” Corn 🌽
https://nostr.report/oped/no-moral-way-to-scam

“Ordinal theory is just a way for privileged people to keep the fiat status quo alive at the expense of humanity's one pure opportunity for actual freedom.” Marce 💜
https://nostr.report/oped/bitcoin-is-far-too-important

#[3] explains more about his perspective on ordinals and inscriptions. “In short, inscriptions are just one way of filling up blockspace and are neutral in and of themselves. When combined with ordinal theory, the two of them become a vehicle for unmitigated shitcoinery.”
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#[4] Opened 10 more early access invites to @1stemstr:jswxehs8 - 🎶 we have a new way of sharing and experiencing great music with Stemstr! 🎸 anyone interested in exploring the dev build today? 🏗 https://www.stemstr.app/
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#[5] Seems like we have a new nostr file explorer!  Filestr 🥩 https://filestr.vercel.app/ uses void.cat (more providers soon) to allow you to publish NIP-94 File events. These events will have torrent links and blurhash added, and you can select to which relays you want to publish #⃣ https://filestr.vercel.app/new
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#[6] Bitboy Crypto scammed millions of people through a paid endorsement scheme for shitcoins and ponzis, and is now aligning with the usual crew of Bitcoin bad actors including Udi for TapRoot Wizards, a bitcoin NFT project. 🤡💩
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[7] Orangepill.dev is updated with some new services such as NIP-05 verification with paid relay access, vanity url, LN address forwarding, and chat support. 🍊 💊
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#[8] More #Nostr tutorials are popping📚! This one is on habla.news perfect to share with any of your friends who are not onboarded yet! 🙌
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If you’d like to add some color to your feed, check out #[10] who is showcasing some great art 🖼🎨
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#[11] If you’ve wanted a AI translation for your Nostr feed, but didn’t want to KYC yourself, check out https://nokyctranslate.com 🗣🗣
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#[12] If you’re a Mac user and drowning in tabs on your browser, #[13] recommends https://flotato.com/ which allows you to turn web apps into desktop icons 🤩🤩
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#[14] #Bitcoin es una madriguera interminable 🕳🐇  y gracias a Lunaticoin 🌚 es mucho más fácil. Este video sobre los diferentes tipos de direcciones de Bitcoin es excelente para principiantes 😎.
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#[16] shares info on N3XB: Naive Nostr No-KYC Exchange for Bitcoin, including links to the project’s website and github. The stated goal is “to be a simple but extensible protocol to facilitate exchanges and marketplaces in an interoperable, censorship-resistant, privacy-aware, and decentralized manner.” That’s a mouthful, but sounds interesting if it can deliver on those goals.
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[17] Zap a dev hitlist ⚡📝
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[18] Tax Season 🤡
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Stay Classy Nostr