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 Hahaha I literally just said to the guys next to on the flight, I feel like they are bringing me to jail. Then read this.  
 Go by boat next time, they have theatres, bars and unlimited buffets 😂

My cruise ship (in the distance) brought me here in 15 days cheaper than a business class flight. 
 Next time you can bring your assistant: me  
 You can replace my butler, he’s nice, but I have no idea what a cruise ship butler does 😂 
 Wear fancy gloves 🧤?  
 He doesn’t wear gloves, now I now what’s wrong.

You’re hired 😂