Hahaha I literally just said to the guys next to on the flight, I feel like they are bringing me to jail. Then read this.
Go by boat next time, they have theatres, bars and unlimited buffets 😂 My cruise ship (in the distance) brought me here in 15 days cheaper than a business class flight.
Next time you can bring your assistant: me
You can replace my butler, he’s nice, but I have no idea what a cruise ship butler does 😂
Wear fancy gloves 🧤?