One of my dogs is definitely getting old.  He’s 14. 

Him: door scratch. I want to go out back. 
Me: open door. Have fun buddy. 
Him:  comes in after 30 minutes or so. 
Me:  let’s chill for a bit buddy. 
Him:  door scratch. I want to go out. 
Me: did you forget you were just fuckin out. wtf man.