I don’t need you to tell me that Barbie is shallow. I don’t need you to tell me that TikTok is a tech company. I do not need you to tell me that I look better without makeup. I do not need you to explain that Beyoncé is a member of the capitalist ownership class.

I promise you that I already knew – and that five other men have told me those facts… or theories. I got it.

I’m begging you to consider, for a moment, that someone like me might know something you do not.