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 Southpark accurately covers my thoughts on all Canadiens for reference.  They hit the mark 100%. 
 Canada wil be absorbed by my country and we will give montreal the option to do its own thing. 
 Montreal was such a depressing dump. I call is the grey concrete city of trash.  🗑️ 
And I was there a lot. Oh & a shit ton of retarded traffic. 
 If we were interested in it we wouldn't give them the option.  
 My benevolent dictatorship will be prosperous. 
 They are workers.  Canadien slavery isn’t a bad idea. 
Annex & put those nice dumb bastards to work.  Pay them in hockey pucks & beef Jerky. 
 No need for slavery when you have the right incentive structures.  Everyman will be free to choose his fate.  Details on incentives to follow. 
 Nah. Slavery. Earn their way out. They can be slippery little fuckers. 
 True, ice. 
 Maple Syrup enters the chat 
 Oh look, that TV has TSN on. 
 Murican football stares back 
 "follow the only road"🎵.