But..but..but I wanna zap you 🥺 https://i.nostr.build/lLE9w.jpg


share the npub?


Or harass them every note to get a lightning wallet 😂


the pain is real 😭
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Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


😂
i meant to actually give me the npub so i can follow them.

but yes, also harass them to get a wallet


fuck U money

fuck U money


Ooooooo hahaha there’s a lot of them. Let’s see if I can find some and send


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These two to start


Pv 🤙

Pv 🤙


Daghe 🫡

Daghe 🫡


tyvm

in exchange i will shame them for not having a lightning wallet


WHERE is this AWESOME npub!!!


nostr:npub1m0meezyld6xuj48tdpv9rxx7ttk072khrdkdyuuke959hc8m0znsupw644 found another one 😂


*pretend this is a zap with 100 sats*


It’s really a me problem 😂


Haha it’s okay, i appreciate the thought 🫂✌😎


every time a zap to you fails a child is forced to eat a raisin cookie while his friend with a lightning walet gets chocolate chip. u need to fix this now.


Privacy advocate or bitcoin hater, any other options ???


It’s a good thing I don’t want to ever have kids and this actually doesn’t bother me lol 😂🫂🤷♂


fucking ruthless.

lemme know if u wanna buy a soul, im getting them cheap from all people who bake raisin cookies


Me neither. Looks painful.


You can fap me instead 😏


Oh man been without one of those for years, let me know when the cookies are done 😘😎🫂


Don’t blame you in the slightest


*pretend this is a 50 sat zap*


Haha 😂🤌🤌


Thank you! 🫶

Thank you! 🫶


You can always send ecash in a DM...
🫂


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


If you follow me and don't have a lightning address, what are you doing?
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What???
but, but, but....
I'm so zappable!!!!!
*Cries inconsolably*

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Hi Noshole.
I am new to Nostr and am burning to start Zapp'n but but to get an Alby account I need an invite code from an existing user (see their blog post here: https://blog.getalby.com/invite-only-alby-accounts-a-step-towards-focused-innovation/). Do you use Alby and do you have extra invites you are willing to share? I would really appreciate it. Perhaps DM me just in case someone else scoops up the invite before I can :-)


Hey! You can dm me for an invite code, i have some left! 💌

Or you can already schedule an onboarding session to #getalby new wallet at https://cal.com/getalby/alby-hub-group-onboarding


But..but..but I wanna zap you 🥺 https://i.nostr.build/lLE9w.jpg