The seagulls are fucking relentless around here 

 Give them alkaseltzer for their tummy aches in bread. 

 Sea girls? Mermaids? 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣 

 I remember when we'd just send each other a couple Bitcoin for the hell of it. On chain. 

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Not anymore 

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 I had a juvenile seagull get trapped in my balcony once. It hadn't learned to fly yet and it threw up some chunks of fish. I had to capture it in a plastic storage bin and I took it to the street outside my apartment and let it loose. It immediately climbed up on someone's BMW and took a shit.  

 Funny 😄 😝 😂 🐦 💩 

 I know I’m late but this is my favorite story I read on nostr today 

 Not many people know this but the OP was a metaphor for people to stop boosting and zapping scammers like Uno. However Crizzo’s crazy gull story stole the show 

 I just want a nostr full of more puzzles n holes 💜 

 Thanks brother 💜 💜 💜 

 That l in “holes” 🕳️ is important 😆 

 In that case 

Another game of chess 🙏

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 Is that from cowboy bebop? 

 This is the way  

 seagulls are thieves, i want to shoot them 

 one of the nice things about living on an island that is so rugged and steep is there is not really any beaches, and the rocky coastline is so brutal that it smashes everything and then washes it away

so there is very rarely many around, at most i see like 4 of them flying around the valley up real high, and i'm pretty sure the eagles catch everything, seagulls are really white carrion birds 

 Feed them Alka Seltzer, that'll teach them to steal my fries. 

 a seagull specific poison would be nice... put it in some chips, done 

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