Oddbean new post about login | logout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got the gender right! I was joking that it was your gf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But hey. Tell your grand she snores. She probably already knows from your grandpa yakking at her all those years🤷🏽 If you make a hit single about it she'll even say "aww grandson! You thought of me!" Then she'll bring you out a plate of French Canadian cookies
My gf doesn't snore, thankfully 🤣🤣🤣 Grandad is no longer with us since 2010 :( Also, just French 🇫🇷 cookies 🍪
I wanted to say French cookies. Because I like calling you "you beautiful French speaking bastard" But I thought you might be offended not having maple syrup as one of the ingredients🤷🏽
Half of me would've been 🍁😡😡 The other half doesn't know what real maple syrup is 🇫🇷🤣
You don't suck it straight from the tap?
Yeah bro we suck off trees up here 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I meant the like The spigot things that y'all hammer into the tree so you can turn the maple faucet on and off
Fuck yeah I be slobbering all over that thing 🤪
https://image.nostr.build/e5532cb7fe10cdc5452776a8b594be63ec62556e8bfefc38e299b813e9109dcf.jpg
nostr:nprofile1qqsvt79mh372ds2qevsdd75vhgmgv6k6dl8ypqtg4e38myq8wgk9a0cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsk0kzml and his fellow Canadians leave em dry while the maples say "there's cab fair on the dresser" https://image.nostr.build/4564b1e523569464edec93c566c058ef24be53ea613bb4f3635c11efc759a344.jpg
I have mine for dessert https://i.nostr.build/603RhCPLkjulpOEK.jpg
Where's the tap????
“₿uried”
I Definitely took that in the wrong context🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buried in my throat you mean
I was going to say "to the root" but that's cool. You can emasculate yourself. Go ahead🤷🏽 I'm not stopping you🤣🤣
I'm bi bro I'm used to it 🏳️🌈🥰 Virility isn't a concern of mine tbh 😜
Oh I didn't know🤷🏽 I just think of you as saintly because I like you and your gf as a Nostr couple 🤷🏽 I make fun of you. Never her😝
It can’t be wrong if it feels right. :D
Jealous though I want some🤷🏽
I have been hoarding it. Its the brother in laws first attempt.
First attempt!? That's rad. It's he thinking of making a side business? Or is this shit hits the fan let me learn some skills type stuff? Because I'm very jealous that's rad
They bought a new place, but just had a kid so who knows if it happens again
Yeah it tends to happen again, once she stops nursing…
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Ah. Well. Is buy it if I was up there🤷🏽 I guess you're the real hinge here. You can either be like ".... Yeah mid at best" or "brooooo I'm addicted I need more please!!" And that could greatly determine the future president of the United States of America. 🤷🏽 Wait... I think I just changed channels mid thought there... Oh well 🤷🏽
I know you’re in California, and I don’t know what kind of maple trees you have out there… but it’s worth mentioning that you can make maple syrup from maples that aren’t sugar maples. Acer saccharinum and Acer negundo, silver maple and boxelder, are two examples I’ve heard of which thrive in the area I’m from, which is much much too warm for sugar maples. There are probably even more maples that will work. You need more sap to make it but they still make syrup. You can also make syrup from birches and hickory trees, but it’ll taste different, of course. You also have to look out with birch syrup because 1. It burns easily and 2. It contains xylitol which is deadly for dogs and cats to eat
Me? Yeah I have no maples. I have a while garden no maples. But if I could make syrup out of pomegranate I would definitely try🤷🏽 For now I'll have to settle for the cologne I made from various things in my garden. https://image.nostr.build/8a7c830057cf4374e7907c5c52100aabcfdd7fff772580bb25d5e570c1fce335.jpg
You can always make pomegranate molasses… What is in the cologne???
#YESTER
A lot of shit. I don't remember everything but I picked a bunch of roses and blossoms from my trees. I dug up some ginger. I know I took cinnamon and cloves from the pantry A lot. I was just kind of smelling and seeing what I thought smelled good🤷🏽 never did it before. Just wondered if I could. How does one make pomegranate molasses because I will definitely try out. My pomegranates will be ready in September.
Sounds like it smells awesome. How long has it been aging? It looks super dark. I think you get pomegranate molasses by gently reducing pomegranate juice until it’s thickened.
Ok simps we've got a new app for you! nostr:nevent1qqsw48vvasqguezcqnshww2vekqmmlpqtt0sw6nluxm06cl8heyn8egpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsygx9lzamcl9xc9qvkgxkl2xt5d5xdtdxlnjqs952ucnajqrhytz7hupsgqqqqqqsjxdwhu But we need help with the name! OnlyWood ? SimpinSyrups ? MapleMaidens ?
