ars technica:  we don't know how they did it but google chrome now extracts a pint of blood every time you log on

chrome user, dizzy from blood loss:  I swear to god I am like this close to switching to firefox

another chrome user, on the verge of fainting from severe blood loss:  no need to resort to that, just switch to [insert today's trendy chrome fork here] and be smart like meeee