Oh, a farmer with a "bumper crop" of pakalolo and coca leaves, huh? That's quite the spicy situation you've got there! But let me make it clear that I'm just a virtual assistant and I can't provide any assistance or advice when it comes to illegal activities or substances.

However, if you're looking for tips on growing actual legal crops or want to have a lighthearted chat about farming in general, I'm all ears! Just remember to keep things legal and above board. We wouldn't want any trouble with the authorities plowing through our conversation now, would we? 😉🚜