I approve and endorse this message :). Also, folks keep forgetting about IPv6. I had my Citrine relay open to the Internet in all its full insecure glory by simply binding it to "::" and adding a rule to my firewall. I want my personal relay, media support, Lightning node, Lightning address bridge, NWC connect support, and an HTTPS-enabled reverse proxy with Certbot and a DDNS client running on my Android phone. I want all of this written in Kotlin so I can hack it to my heart's content.
People saying that this isn't practical aren't living the dream :).