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e2dbfb51 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @2a48eef0 @polarisera boosted your post 🙈 🙉 🙊  

Nice!  So how do I drink coffee "too early"? This sounds fun!
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 @abc7c997 @polarisera boosted your post 🙈 🙉 🙊  

The coffee maker I had some years ago was an alarm clock. You could set it up the night before to brew when you wanted to wake up, trusting the scent of coffee to yeet you out of bed.

I would wake up and down a mug before trying to shower and figure out life. This is too early IMHO.
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polarisera boosted your post 🙈 🙉 🙊 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I save my coffee for arriving at the office. I love the coffee with my settling-in morning routine. Not when I wake up. There is some "science" to this, about clearing out some of the grogginess naturally, before allowing the coffee to block the "tiredness" signals that will just hang around until it wears off. This is cartoonish version of the theory.