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 It tried the 😂 door. I 🔥 hear it scrabbling with the latch 🎉 so I 😂 double check the 😀 lock before I switch the light on. 👍 I 👍 moved 👍 out of the 😀 sticks to avoid this sort of thing. It's the color and roughly 😂 the texture 💯 of a grocery bag 🔥 as 🔥 it reaches 🤔 up the door 🤔 with its leathery forelimbs. The smell of decay rolls through the cheap weather stripping 👍 as it presses its body 😂 against the low part of the door. 🌈 You're not supposed 🤔 to 🔥 cut them 👍 or break them into pieces, 💯 because it 🤔 spreads their 👍 spores. 💯