“The 👦👦 in the 🌴🌴 had me on the 🏃‍♂️
When something heavy hit me like an ☢️
When I woke up and my 🧠 started to clear
I had a strange feeling I was with 🍳 gear
I smelled something 🍳 and I looked to see
That's when I found out they was a-🍳 me
Great 🦍, lemme outta here

I 🏃‍♂️ outta the 🍲 and I finally got away
😰 and 😟 about what my 👶 would say
So I 🏊‍♂️ in the 🌊 and started to 🏊‍♂️
But my chance of survival was gettin' mighty slim
So I 👍 down a 🐋 who was headin' my way
And I reached the 🇺🇸 in about a half a day
And when I got to ❤️'s lane I was almost ⚰️
When my 👻 was gone and here's what I said”