There are some great terms. I put this together just now (not aimed at anyone):

Cor blimey! Give over with the aggro and argy-bargy you numpty, and stop being such a bellend you fucking spoon. That’s right! You’re all mouth and no trousers and always bodge things up, especially after a bender. Such a wet blanket! Indeed, we can be having a chinwag over your daily rag and how it’s full of codswallop but when I ask for a butcher’s you instead turn the page and tell me to do one. You’re such a plonker! Seriously, get on yer bike you smarmy doughnut!