"CLICK ON START. START. ITS ON THE
BOTTOM LEFT CORNER. ON YOUR
MONITOR. START. CLICK IT. GO TO
CONTROL PANEL. CONTROL PANEL.
ITS IN THE START MENU. THE START
MENU. ITS WHAT POPPED UP WHEN
YOU HIT START. NO, DON’T HIT START
AGAIN. OK, HIT START AGAIN. DID THE
START MENU POP UP? THEN CLICK
START. NOW GO TO CONTROL PANEL.
CONTROL PANEL. CLICK ON IT. CLICK
ON CONTROL PANEL. THAT START
MENU DISAPPEARED? CLICK ON
START. OK, I’LL BE OVER."

If you only know how many times I have had this conversation in the last 30 years.