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 Well, he's sinking them shots pretty fucking regular😬.  
 Since the earth’s sun gives him superhuman abilities, I would think he process alcohol more efficiently. Probably needs more to get drunk. And the effects probably last a short period of time. No? 
 That math checks out. Thorough analysis. I accept it fully.  
Batman on the other hand would end up drunk after two drinks pissing in his weird suit. 
 He’s not a mutant like Clark that’s for sure, if that’s what you’re trying to say 😂😂 
 No. No, absolutely not. He was born of simple country folk so, genetically he is one and the same. I however, am a hard drinking Englishman, I could drink your Hollywood inspired hero under the table. Even if he could drink speeded up shots😬😂. 
 Ah you’re referring to the actor 😂😂🤌🏾
I see what you did there 
 Superman was born of fucking planetary royalty. Son of the godfather himself. 
He was raised by some bumpkins who found him in a ditch. 
 So he’s royalty trash 😂 
 Basically but……. 
 ALL Royalty is trash👌🏻🖕🏻. 
 Valid point. 
 I couldn't give a fuck🥱. Proof of Birth🤔?