"Mr. Nost, you claim that your boating accident was the result of little training and supervision, but I will direct the court's attention to Exhibits A, B, C, and D, wherein you Shaka emoji'd 4 separate boating safety videos on The Nostr. Mr Nost, how is it that you lost your semi-automatic rifle collection and the lions share of your Bitcoin at sea when  you are CLEARLY A BOATING SAFETY ENTHUSIAST?"

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