Meh. I'm stacking sats any way I can right now. DGAF about KYC. I don't hold enough for "them" to care about how much I hold. (yet.)

If you have a SSN and a bank account and a driver's loicense, you're already boned. Go get you some btc while it's cheap instead of regretting not having any in the future. 

KYC won't matter if your move it to cold storage and keep your dang mouth shut.