There's this tedious self-aggrandizing lore on Bluesky that 'hey frickin bullied the billionaire Jack Dorsey off the frickin platform, frickin cool or what'.

When really Jack saw that a community had a stranglehold over a platform, a notoriously insufferably community of posters reliving 2010 twitter over and over again. And he saw it would also be insufferable to most other people.

'We frickin bullied a billionaire folx' is such a 2010s twitter larp dialogue too lol.

Here I am defending a fickin literal billionaire, bootlicker that I am, how frickin uncool folx.