The world is a tragicomedy, I give up, starting tomorrow:

- I will create me a whatsapp account
- I will create a facebook account
- I will create an instagram account
- I'll create a TikTok account
- I will start watching television
- get vaccinated against COVID 19
- I will start saving in fiat
- stop reading books
- I will stop playing sports
- I will stop eating meat
- I will feed myself with snacks and energy drinks.
- I will start using Windows
- I will become a sports fanatic and idolize athletes.
- I'll start listening to bad bunny or whatever the fuck you call it.

If I leave anything out let me know, I want to be like everyone else. 💀


na, on all the above.......sum of us


Don't forget to put the red nose, the colorful makeup , the purple wig and the jumbo size shoe


lol yes stop playing sports and start watching them obsessively


nostr my 1st soc. delve


Bro you gotta buy GME and shitcoins
Saving in fiat ain't fiat enough 😉
Also, start arguing about politics on #nostr
Oh wait.... we already do that 💀


Bunnys are not a bad they are a very good in a stew food


Just don’t get the jab. The rest is reversible.


Penis ablation
Politics discussion
Investing in real state
Begging subsidies
Not sleeping


You forgot to create a LinkedIn account so you can join the virtue signalling corporate ass kissing elite


Don't forget to vote.


You might want to grab your north face jacket on your way to Starbucks.


I had forgotten this, very important 😂.


😂  Good point


Vote with your money by buying #Bitcoin


LinkedIn is like tinder? I'm bald


Drugs. You have to take the drugs. An SSRI and Oxycodone will get you started.
Take the contraceptive pill too. Pregnancy is still a risk in males too these days.

Identify as Non-Binary. You'll fit in with any gender.

Pay attention to fashion, and get all the latest trending gear.

I'd say get some mental health issues, but the above list will soon get you plenty of those.


Yeah, LinkedIn is the corporate version of Tinder. They don’t care about your hair, you’ll get a ton of matches if you just virue signal hard enough


https://www.coffeespace.com/ is the corp Tinder, weird as fuck.


No way this is actually a thing. Yuck.


LinkedIn is basically Hell incarnate.


You gotta get on some medication, come on. At least 2 antihypertensives. Also 1 sedative and a beta-blocker to block out the feeling of existential dread by numbing yourself. Oh, and you are doomed to have "insulin resistance", so you just gotta take metformin and make peace with taking insulin a decade from now. If your stomach reacts to junk food by causing heartburn, just numb it with PPIs and continue eating like a madlad.

If your brain really starts trying to make you stop, you gotta numb it further by taking some SSRIs and an opioid (you probably have back pain from not doing deadlifts and sitting all day watching TV anyway). Proceed to go to the Netherlands, where doctors will kill you if you ask them really nicely because life is unbearable. As a normie, you gotta trust the experts.


Great post 👍

Great post 👍


You will feel tired, lack energy and have trouble sleeping. You will get fat. You will  try to help yourself, and start to follow the dietary guidelines strictly .You will cut out salt and animal fat. You will follow a plant based diet and eat more soy, nuts, beans and healthy whole grains. Your doctor will tell you to eat less and exercise, but this will make you miserable, and will not work. You will get depressed and your doctor will prescribe antidepressants. You will get fatter and your already low libido will completely disappear. You will ask google how you can help yourself and you will become vegan. You will need medication for high blood pressure, diabetes, high cholesterol, arthritis, osteoporosis and impotence. Your children will be homosexual, porn addicts, autistic, Asperger’s suffers , hyperactive and suffer from social anxiety. They will need medications. Your children will worry about climate change and become social justice warriors.
Your parents will become sick with Alzheimers and have strokes. They will become unable to talk or look after themselves, but they will be “cared” for in facilities. Eventually they will require hospital care which will continue until their insurance runs out.
You will get an autoimmune disease which is incurable. You will deteriorate until you are so unwell that you want to end your life. If you are lucky enough to live in  a “progressive” country, your doctor will do this for you legally.


:PepeWhy:


Voting is fake nowadays! All elections are selections, and therefore fake, gay, rigged and stolen.


You'll want to kill yourself over the MS Windows thing.


Monitor your colleagues and tell their boss if you think they aren't working as hard as you


Lol sounds like a full life of no regrets


What's bad bunny?


Don't forget to go to a "Gun Buy Back" Event and give your Guns away for a Gift Card


People who have never taken SSRIs will never understand how they are life saving


GM

GM


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


you forgot to add developing full blown type two diabetes


The purpose of the platform is to portray yourself as fake as possible.


You forgot, create an Only Fans account, and commit a Breedlove.


The world is a tragicomedy, I give up, starting tomorrow:

- I will create me a whatsapp account
- I will create a facebook account
- I will create an instagram account
- I'll create a TikTok account
- I will start watching television
- get vaccinated against COVID 19
- I will start saving in fiat
- stop reading books
- I will stop playing sports
- I will stop eating meat
- I will feed myself with snacks and energy drinks.
- I will start using Windows
- I will become a sports fanatic and idolize athletes.
- I'll start listening to bad bunny or whatever the fuck you call it.

If I leave anything out let me know, I want to be like everyone else. 💀


Not that I did most of the things in this list, but you also make me realize how far I've come int he last few years.


You absolutely have to be ADHD. Depression, anxiety, autism, bipolar, borderline, narcissism. These are all good choices. Just mix and match!