The bagger is completely right. It’s not even a political statement, it’s a principled one. His job is to put YOUR groceries into YOUR bags, not sneak other material into it that you didn’t want.

I just read this story out loud to my wife, which she thought was hilariously sweet. 

“This bagger gets it. Maybe I, too, have a touch of the ‘tism,” I pondered. 

“You bitcoiners definitely have a touch of SOMETHING,” she replied. 

😁