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 Today we celebrate 1000 days as married! We went to Sam's 🌈 Club and had their hot dog and pizza slice as 🎉 an anniversary dinner. Being married is the best! 🔥 I highly recommend it, but make sure 💯 you're awesome and find someone 🔥 awesome, cause that's how to ensure it'll be AWESOME! 😎🤣