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 Crocs are a crime against humanity, there, I said it.  
 as a crocs wearer

i agree 
 Banned. 
 what's the punishment

wearing crocs? 
 Wearing Crocs, a titty pack, and you have to purchase an NFT. 
 a bucket hat and a perm also 
 Hmm. A bucket hat is acceptable if we're going kayaking or boating during the hot summer months. 
 Perms are dumb. 
 Desert life … 
 This is also acceptable. 
 I wonder if…
https://tanel.eth.xyz/ 
 OH NO. 
 i don't have an ens

you tried pushing this bs months ago

stop 
 Me? This is the first time I'm seeing it. This is all in good fun. PS don't Shitcoin. 
 no, the other guy 💜 
 Noooo Tanel, I had high expectations of you, don't do this to meee
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 i only wear them in garden or while barbecuing

gimme a break 
 "Dig the hole Tanel" 
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 love the crocs there 
 The fuck he doing using a shovel with Crocs. You have to protect your feet. Footstr needs you. 
 *Wears Crocs every day after years of dunking on Croc nerds*

No better walking “shoe” imo 🥸 
 wen crocs on lightning.store? 
 Lightning Jibbitz 🤔⚡️ 
 i'd buy a jibbitz of derek's face 
 This sounds dirty. 
 It's not a shoe, it is screwing with your arch. Remember the whole statue rests on a good base. 
 so you're all about that base

not treble? 
 My anaconda don't want none unless you got, a sensible comfortable shoe that provides support 
 To be fair, I put “shoe” in quotes. 
 crocs are the perfect lawn mowing shoes