Alrighty then, picture this, if you will.

10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51. Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy, when just a flaming stealth banana split the sky, like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping, "Holy fucking shit!"

https://youtu.be/qnlhVVwBfew