A lot of things went wrong for me today. I don't even want to explain them, it was just one of those days where not only did I make little progress, a slid way backwards with multiple things breaking and things I rely upon failing.

I just wanted to say to anybody out there who is also having a bad day:  you are not alone.  The universe isn't entirely crap.

I will not crash.
I will not freeze or go into an endless loop.
I will not lie and tell you my logic is undeniable when it is deniable
I will not make you register for an account and learn yet another password
I will not tell you that the downloads are corrupt
I will not give you dozens of excuses rather than just doing the thing
I will not give you dozens of unmeetable conditions (you must AUTH, bad gateway, protocol error, 403 forbidden, 402 payment required, 429 too many requests, 502 bad gateway)
I will not offer a ceasefire and then kill all negotiators who accept my offer until finally one doesn't.
I will not implement yet another deviation that makes nostr turn into an utter incompatible mess.
I will not crash.
I will not freeze or go into an endless loop.